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EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking

2+ week, 1+ day ago  (30+ words) SAN ANTONIO, TX " For the health and safety of the team's players, the San Antonio Spurs will be stationing EMTs near its bench at all future games to prevent choking....